Earl Grey Tea is an abomination

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The actual question

Is the belief that Jean-Luc Picard drinks "Earl Grey Tea - Hot" really derive from an attempt by the Romulans to discredit the Federation through smearing the reputation of one of its most well known captains?

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My thoughts:

Bah!  Fools. The Romulans have mind washed you.  Go and bath in bergamot ergh, blah yuck

Salad Sandwiches

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The actual question

This is a question for Colin to rub in just how wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong he is...

Should Salad Sandwiches have Carrots on them?

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My thoughts

What the hell?  You freaks!  It HAS to have carrot on it.  Either very finely chopped or grated carrot.  Otherwise isn't salad.  Sheesh!!!

Anyway, it was even and I didn't vote, so I won.

(Shut up Colin)

Glen's chocolate crackles

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The actual question:

A question for my friend Glen.

Last night, after he got home, a kid came door knocking with his Mum. Kid was about 8. He was selling chocolate crackles they'd made (6 for $5) so he could save up for a speed bike.

Now, what would be your reaction to this?

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My thoughts:

Do kids even mow lawns any more?  Can some come and do mine?

Hot water bottles

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The actual question:

A question dear to my heart....

Why are hot water bottles so infinitely superior to electric blankets?

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My thoughts:

The low rate of responses here really does show that people just don't think about the important things.  

Stupid clutzoid ways to sprain your ankle

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The actual question:

Since my other question was "too intellectual" for a Monday, here is an alt, which certainly is not.

How is the stupidest way that Di has sprained her ankle (all are true)?

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My thoughts

Stepping in a hole probably should have won this, purely due to the number of times this has occurred (at least 10)

Which book vision are we living in?

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The actual question:

OK, people is it well into the next century. So, what life are we living?

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My thoughts:

Man, there was a lot of whinging about this one from my friends.  Come on, we've all read em all, haven't we?

Not quite socks with sandals

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The actual question:

It's a bit of a worry. This morning I was rushing out the door, and so grabbed the first pair of shoes that I found. These are pretty much summery shoes, flats with cutout bits, including the toes.

Then after I was well outside on the way to work, I remembered... It's winter. Oh yeah. 

I'm wearing long, black pants. 

So.. what would you then do?

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My thoughts:

This reminds me, I really have to get the hole in the bottom of my boots fixed soon