Stupid clutzoid ways to sprain your ankle

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The actual question:

Since my other question was "too intellectual" for a Monday, here is an alt, which certainly is not.

How is the stupidest way that Di has sprained her ankle (all are true)?

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My thoughts

Stepping in a hole probably should have won this, purely due to the number of times this has occurred (at least 10)

Which book vision are we living in?

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The actual question:

OK, people is it well into the next century. So, what life are we living?

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My thoughts:

Man, there was a lot of whinging about this one from my friends.  Come on, we've all read em all, haven't we?

Not quite socks with sandals

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The actual question:

It's a bit of a worry. This morning I was rushing out the door, and so grabbed the first pair of shoes that I found. These are pretty much summery shoes, flats with cutout bits, including the toes.

Then after I was well outside on the way to work, I remembered... It's winter. Oh yeah. 

I'm wearing long, black pants. 

So.. what would you then do?

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My thoughts:

This reminds me, I really have to get the hole in the bottom of my boots fixed soon

Is your bra also a pocket?

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The actual question:

This poll is brought to you by me accidentally answering my mobile with my boob. I'd shoved it in my bra strap and gone and made coffee, and somewhere along the line someone had rung me (on silent) and I'd answered it and only realised when I heard this vague "hello hello" coming from my top. I hung up on em :P

So, talking about it with my mate Mel, she laughed and said "but of course I do it too". And I said "Don't all women". And she alleged that No, not all do.

So... do you use your bra as an extra pocket? Do you shove your keys/coins/money down your cleavage when you can't be arsed carrying them? Do you shove your phone in your bra strap because it is really handy to put it there? 

Well? It's anonymous so be truthful

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My thoughts:

Smartarses!

Which cartoon bird do you hate more?

Tweety Bird.  Road Runner.  You know you've thought about it.


Which one do you hate?

The actual question:

Tweety Bird. Road Runner. They are both malicious smug little feathered bastards. So, which one do you hate MORE?

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My thoughts:

Yes, this is a real VITALLY IMPORTANT SURVEY, and yet the punters got it WRONG.  It should have been the Road runner, malicious little bastard.

1000th Tweet

Obviously I needed help on what to do for my 1000 tweet

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My thoughts:

8 lousy responses?  Obviously you didn't recognise VITALLY IMPORTANT stuff at the time.  I think went with the most popular option.  (and I'm up to 17.1K)

What order should these animals go in?

The first ever VITALLY IMPORTANT SURVEY, and as hard to answer now as it was then.  Otters, Meerkats, Sloths...

What order should these animals go in?

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My thoughts

FOOLS!!  Obviously it should be Otters->Sloths->Meerkats.