Toilet paper. Yes, that's right. Toilet paper.

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The actual question:

This survey is inspired by my daughter...

How many squares of toilet paper do you need to leave on a roll for it to count as "I left you toilet paper"?

And the punters said:

My thoughts:

I expressed the collective thoughts to the child.  It's made no difference to her belief that 2 pieces is enough to leave.

It had to happen eventually

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The actual question:

I cannot think of a profound and vitally important survey today.

What SHOULD I do when I can't think of a survey?

And the punters said:

My thoughts:

Asking a question is not promising chocolate, so stop the extortion demands.

Where men are MEN

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The actual question:

 You know sometimes you see those manly men, the ones who make their lives out of going where only their camera man has gone before and who are into nature and shit, and at times you kinda realise that they are a bit hot.

But which one wins? (for fantasy hotness moments only!!!!!! Note for choice 3)

And the punters said:

My thoughts:

Look, I've (well, the daughter) have met Steve, and he is utterly lovely, and he took time to talk to her, and he doesn't pretend the camera man doesn't exist, and he rocks.

CAGE FIGHT!!!

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The actual question:

OK, peoples... envisage this

Christopher Pyne and Cory Bernadi in an enclosed cage fight

Who would win???

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My thoughts:

For those of you who don't know, Bernadi and Pyne are both Liberal Federal Politicians from South Australia, and they apparently hate each other.  But they are both utter dickheads, so AUSTRALIA!!

As young as you feel

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The actual question:

"She was a young woman of about 35" - Agatha Christie, forget which book

- "YOUNG????? 35 is middle aged" - Me, aged 16.

- "Yes, 35 IS young" - Me, aged 44.

So, come on peoples, what age do you have to admit to being middle aged?

And the punters said:

My thoughts:

NO BODYs 16 year old self is as wise as they thought at the time.

JJJ

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The actual question:

It's coming up to Australia Day, and we all know that means Hottest 100 time...

BUT....

At what age does listening to JJJ stop being cool, and start being slightly embarrassing? It is, after all, the "youth" station.

And the punters said:

My thoughts:

I still do sometimes for the kiddie.  But, alas, I also listen to dodgy radio stations for the kiddie too, and find myself liking some of it.