Jelly babies

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The actual question:

When you eat jelly babies, snakes, chicko's or other similar food stuffs, how do you eat them?

And the punters said

Current!!  Go vote

My thoughts

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
Plus, you lot are too soft on lollies.  

Good Friday Food Stuffs

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The actual question:

When I was a kiddie growing up, we always, but always, ate fish on Good Friday.

This is undoubtedly a relic of medieval times, when meat was expensive, and thus the Lenten "fasting" involved giving it up. It is probably moot nowadays, when fish is usually more expensive than "meat".

My brother made a point of eating a steak on Good Friday to mock said family tradition. And I was deeply shocked when, at uni, I went on a Christian camp (yes, I did), and they had a BBQ on Good Friday. Very confronting and all that.

So.. Good Fridays, whatcha eat?

And the punters said:

My thoughts:

Once upon a time, I used to fast from sundown Easter Thursday to after church Easter Sunday.  That solved all this.  Now, being a vegetarian does.  Not sure if lashings of butter on hot cross buns is GREAT though.

Seven serves a day

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The actual question

Apparently, we should now be eating more than the 5 veggies and 2 fruits a day. More like 10 veggies.

So, given that, did you eat your quota yesterday? The initial one, 5/2

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My thoughts

Um....  Given I am a vegetarian, this should be easy

Your special Western Australia Politically Motivated Survey

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The actual question:

Background for those not in Australia: During the federal election last September, the WA election commission managed to lose about 1500 votes for the senate. Thus, this weekend, the entire state has to go back to the polls

Now, yesterday,they did a pre-election one at a retirement home.

But due to the box not being secure, those votes are now invalid also, so they have to do it again.

What is the correct response to this?

And the punters said:

My thoughts:

HAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHA!!!!